Week 3 Impressions

Ugh... today was like watching a long, boring movie that didn't get good until the last half-hour or so, and even then, the "getting good" was only saving it from being a complete disaster.  Only 17 games today (out of 65) had margins of victory in the single digits. 

Random thoughts, in bullet points:

• Ah, jeez... Colorado.  Just, just dig up some made-up recruiting violations and shut the program down for a few years.  It's better than the alternative.
• There hasn't been this much excitement in Salt Lake City since someone accidentally bought Sunkist instead of Crush.  Can't any Holy War games end normally?  No.  No they cannot.
• Texas kneeling at the one-foot line against Ole Miss reminded me of when LSU did the same thing last year.  Get it together, Ole Miss.  Or don't... Kentucky needs a win.
• Oh, Wisconsin.  Keep effin' that chicken.
• Apparently Kirk Cousins' public-speaking skills provided 70% of Michigan State's offense.
• I thought only USC's defense was broken.
• The Sun Belt might actually be able to win the SEC East this year.
• Not sure if Florida is getting competent or if Tennessee is just Tennessee.
• Louisville forgot they left the car running in the driveway.  It shifted into drive, but it ended up hitting the curb and missing the mailbox.  All is good.
• Apparently Bobby Petrino's libido provided 70% of Arkansas' offense.
• Welcome to the ACC Pitt.  Next year, you're going to be the team losing to the 0-2 Big East team that had no pulse.